all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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