We should be called the Road Head Warriors
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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