Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
COCAINE IS GR8
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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