my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We are all done wearing pants today
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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