remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I want to be your penis for a week.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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