I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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