Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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