the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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