found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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