I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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