i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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