i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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