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  (503): View more from Oregon

  never play flip cup with pint glasses

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  (503): never play flip cup with pint glasses http://tfl.nu/n0k9
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  "tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?

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  (404): "tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/cthr
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

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  which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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  (405): Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you. (1-405): which gay bar do you need a ride home from? http://tfl.nu/2t13
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  (727): View more from Florida

  He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.

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  (727): He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass. http://tfl.nu/11ss
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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  (908): This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me http://tfl.nu/8neg
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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  (401): Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified. http://tfl.nu/2va0
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  (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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  (778): I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. http://tfl.nu/71jn
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  (224): View more from Illinois

  Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.

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  (224): Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God. http://tfl.nu/uf0o
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  (646): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.

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  (646): I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands. http://tfl.nu/f9cd
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.

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  (248): The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager. http://tfl.nu/apbs
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  Paige is home safe.

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  Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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  (574): Paige is home safe. (574): Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys. http://tfl.nu/n38o
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  (207): View more from Maine

  Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?

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  (207): Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back? http://tfl.nu/xcai
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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.

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  (267): took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious. http://tfl.nu/w436
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  (818): View more from California

  Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.

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  (818): Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong. http://tfl.nu/thbe
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay

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  He was that good?

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  (952): why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay (763): He was that good? http://tfl.nu/yjl1
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