He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(