Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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