Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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