He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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