BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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40s are totally the cure
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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