maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
