Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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