Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
