Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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