god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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