I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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