If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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