Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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