It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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