i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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