When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Found the puke drawer
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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