he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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