Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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