forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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