His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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