I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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