The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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