I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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