You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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