Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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