you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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