is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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