Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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