You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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