The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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