I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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