Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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