The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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