Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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