Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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