found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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