There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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