i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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