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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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