Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We were destined to go to rehab together
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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