Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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