We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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