come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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